Dumb girl Did you see the latest Vogue Has it ever occurred to you That you don´t fit the latest trend Dumb , dumb girl Can´t you see you´re such a joke When was the last time your cellphone rang Babygirl let´s not pretend Be smart - don´t try to discodance, and Sweetheart - don´t even come at all Wake up girl All the beautiful ones are laughing Wake up girl all the beautiful boys are forever taken - girl! Dumb girl You could always be like us Do your boobs and a nosejob to And don´t forget about the smile But ´til then Keep a distance on the bus Take a look at my beeper now That´s a number not to dial